IMHO

An open letter to Greyhound

Written By: Miranda - Sep• 26•09

To the Greyhound company:

I have been unable to get schedule information about buses going from White River Junction Vermont to Boston Massachusetts from your website.

It is obvious to me that the website was launched with no usability testing whatsoever since it is unusable unless you want to buy a ticket online. I don’t.

I just want to know when the buses leave and when they come back.

After getting the phone number for Greyhound from Information (because it is not listed in the local phone book with all the other bus companies) I called.

I did manage to wade through Gracie’s (my virtual travel advisor) endless phone menus to get the buses going from WRJ to Boston. I think they are for today but there is no indication whether the schedule is different on weekends.

Trying to get any information about buses coming back the other way though, now that was a problem. The first phone menu invited me to choose from New York, Canada, Maine as destinations. No Vermont.

So I had to pick the first letter of the state that I was coming from – M for Massachusetts. Then a list of states with M – by this time I was so frustrated at trying to get the simplest piece of information out of your company I hung up.

I will ask the lady at the ticket counter in White River – she brings her oxygen tank to work with her and can be pretty snippy but at least she can tell me things about the buses. Something that all this technology seems to be entirely unable to do.

I do not want to buy a ticket online. I do not want information on what I can carry. I simply want to look up the schedule of bus runs between Boston and White River and perhaps print them out.

But I think I have discovered your secret. No phone number in the book, no schedule information on the website, a gauntlet of Gracie menus….
I get it, I get it. Greyhound doesn’t actually want anyone to use their buses at all! That’s it! You just don’t want anyone to trouble you!

we do not serve them well

Written By: Miranda - Sep• 20•09

Two of the faculty asked me to sit in on classes while they introduced the blogging platform we’ve set up. I really enjoyed getting a taste of what the school is supposed to be about – learning, education. I think that often those of us in departments that do not teach tend to forget that this is the raison d’etre of our employment. I do at least. So it’s been good for me to hear the students in the class discussions, and see how good teachers teach. It’s been pretty disturbing though, to see again that so many of our students are woefully ignorant of the tools that they use – the internet, software and the computer itself. In the last week I had one student tell me that he supposed that the reason he could not access a certain web address was because his battery was low. Another studiously typed a full internet URL – the whole thing beginning with http:// into her Google Search bar, coming up with search results every time. Many of our students have no idea how to double-space a document or center text in Microsoft Word. I see kids that put a return after every line to double-space or center using the space bar. As for using the interactive web – creating web content instead of mindlessly consuming.. forget it. In one of the classes a teacher asked the students – “how many of you feel comfortable with technology?” Out of the class, three or four hesitantly raised hands. Yet over and over I have faculty and administration blithely tell me how kids today have no trouble with technology, that they just naturally pick it up, that there isn’t any need to teach them anything about it. Bull. I strongly disagree. We are sending these kids off to college with no idea how to use these tools and I really think we are doing them a disservice.

my bonny prince, so ruined

Written By: Miranda - Sep• 14•09

I had an old high school friend show up at my front door last Sunday. I hadn’t seen him since my 10th high school reunion, back in 1983. It was great to see him.He had news of all the old gang: Wayne and the Marko Man, Wolfie and Kim. Shawn and Kyle, Julia, Cathy and John.

John – In high school he looked like one of the old time Scottish princes – a real Hollywood highlander with the most wonderful flowing, long, silky red hair, green eyes, as green as May grass. Built like the proverbial… well… Let’s just say he was one big beautiful guy.
I was so in love with him in high school… so head over heels in love I still dream about him sometimes now over 30 years later.

The last time I’d seen was John that same reunion 25 years ago. He was in pretty bad shape that night, pale and shaking. I’d been told he’d been boozing pretty hard.

My old friend said Sunday that John had continued drinking for years, in and out of rehab and AA. Now he was living in a basement in a local city. Paul said he looked like an old man when he saw him last, sounded like one too. Skinny as a rail, sores on his arms and no groceries in the house.

I cried to hear my bonny prince so ruined by alcohol.

les défiants

Written By: Miranda - Sep• 07•09

You know how sometimes when you are watching a movie on DVD, subtitles will just appear sometimes for no discernable reason? It happened to me this afternoon as I watched The Defiant Ones with Sidney Poitier and Tony Curtis.

Sidney is running down the wharf, pursued by the townspeople. “Get back here, boy!” suddenly becomes “Revenéz-vous!”

I had forgotten what a good movie this is, Tony Curtis aquitted himself very well here

The plot’s not very imaginative – two convicts who’ve been chained together escape when the truck taking them to prison overturns and spills down a hill. One is black and one is white. I will leave it to you to guess which actor plays which. They hate each other but end up with Tony lying in Sidney’s arms after having been shot. Sidney sings to him while waiting for the sherriff to come up and take them back in. It’s an early example of the buddy movie, dated but interestingly so.

Verdict is 3 thumbs up if you’re looking for a Sunday afternoon movie

The first time I saw Miami Beach

Written By: Miranda - Sep• 03•09

I’ve been thinking about this since I commented on Mr. MacIntyre’s Wildlife Biology blog, noting that the though small changes are easy to make, big changes, changes that really make a difference, are not as easy to do.

I felt as though I had left an impression that small changes don’t make a difference at all and that’s not true. They do. I know this and I have seen how small choices have a big effect.

The first time I saw Miami Beach I was on my way to the Florida Keys with my then husband. We pulled into Miami just at sunset, Jimi Hendrix blasting out the speakers. The neon signs glowed against the pink sky. We drove over to Miami Beach. The very southward end of curved sandy beach looked pink too.

When we walked out on it we saw why.

The beach was covered, absolutely covered, with pink plastic tampon applicators. I mean each square foot had at least half a dozen.

So if you’re thinking that little choices like whether you use the Tampax Pearl® or a regular paper applicator don’t matter, they do.

Where’s George?

Written By: Miranda - Sep• 03•09

Once again I find myself feeling like an old crank when I tell you that I remember when the Internet was fun, boy howdy! Or at least wasn’t all slathered with advertising.
I was reminded of that bygone era when my son broght home a five-dollar bill from the store this evening. It was stamped “Track this bill. www.wheresgeorge.com
We went to Where’s George and entered the serial number of the bill and our zip code. A Google Map mashup showed where the bill had started – Burlington VT. We can track that bill wherever it goes now and we tagged it with a note:

change from Huggett’s. Forgot the ice cream.

No real purpose, just a fun thing to do. This is a fine thing to do with Google Maps.
Internet like it used to be. Now that I’m past a certain age I can start with the “used to be” stuff.
🙂

How to get educated

Written By: Miranda - Sep• 02•09

As I was driving home listening to a news show on VPR I heard a very serious young woman who had been investigating conditions for Iraqi police recruits describe conditions in the recruit barracks as : “debaucherous”.
This is the sort of thing that drives me simply insane.

(That and the numerous gaffes in the Valley News, today for instance a headline proclaims Gov. Douglas is off to Japan to “Hock” Vermont products. — He’s going to pawn them??!! )

Debaucherous is not a word, never has been a word and never will be one as far as I’m concerned. She meant either debauched or lecherous I imagine, or maybe both at the same time. I believe this is what’s called a malapropism and it can be charming. I had a gentleman friend who used to do this sort of thing all the time, he used to say “functionable” instead of “functional” for instance. As the romance waned so did my patience with this particular failing.

What it means to me is that people are losing the use of language. Spell-check can make you look purely ignorant as in the hock-hawk example from the Valley News, but limited vocabulary means (to me) that the person has no interest in educating themselves because they obviously don’t read. They haven’t been exposed to anything more than People magazine and The Simpsons.

I suppose that’s a pretty hard attitude and I also suppose I’m just an old crank but it seems to me that the population of the US is becoming less and less educated by the year as the sea of information around them gets deeper and deeper.

“If you want to get laid, go to college. If you want an education, go to the library.”

Frank Zappa

wikipedia won’t kill the cat

Written By: admin - Aug• 29•09

Curiosity killed the cat they say, and from what I can see for most people, participating in the creation of online content, rather than simply consuming it, might have the same result.

A month or so ago, my sister in Oregon emailed me me in great distress. “Grandpa Redfield has a Wikipedia page” she wrote” and they mention Uncle James on it but not Mom!” she wrote.
“Why don’t you fix it?” I wrote back.
“I haven’t any idea how to edit a Wikipedia page!” she replied.

How is it that people can be such incurious sheep? They just take what they are given don’t they?

Well, everyone knows that Wikipedia can be edited. That’s the whole idea!

That’s why teachers don’t like students to use it, because it can be edited by anyone. I even had Mr. McIntyre tell me once that Wikipedia was “evil”. I asked him if he trained his students how to edit it and he acted like I was asking if he trained his students to rob banks.
The whole idea of wikipedia was that it would be self-correcting, that if you saw something was wrong, you could correct it.

So they make it pretty easy to do. If you look at the top of the page there is a tab that says Edit this Page. Says it right there at the top.

There is also a tab for history, if you edit something your IP is recorded as well as what changes you made. It’s good manners to leave your name too so if you look at the history tab for Robert Redfield’s wikipedia page you’ll see that I added my mother, my aunt and another brother Tito ( who died at 12 from injuries in a sledding accident) as children along with my uncle, James Redfield in May of 2009

It completely amazes me that my sister didn’t see the tabs at the top of the article for Edit this Page, Discussion, History. I fear that it would discourage me  greatly to know how many of our students are similarly unobservant and how many are mindless consumers of information rather than contributors.

Civ III video

Written By: admin - Apr• 15•09

Civilization III and World History

Estate Sale

Written By: admin - Mar• 06•09

Estate Sale

Estate/ Attic Sale
Old dishes, glassware, antiques, lots of miscellaneous items. Something for everyone.
Saturday 9-3 Mount Zion Road, West Topsham

As is our habit in the summertime, Saturday was yard-sale day. The way we work it is to get the local newspaper Friday afternoon and Friday evening after supper we look over the yard sale section, noting the sales that sound good and planning our route for the next day. This ad caught our eye. Estate sales are always sort of interesting because instead of your basic yard sale, where people get rid of what they don’t want around anymore, estate sales get rid of everything that’s left. You can find some really good stuff at an estate sale. The prices are usually higher than at a yard sale though, the heirs, the ones who are selling the things, generally have an inflated idea of what things are worth and they are trying to get the most they can for the stuff.

We hit a few yard sales on the way up Route 25 to West Topsham, nothing spectacular although I did get a new pair of tin snips and Chris found a set of old LP records: Songs of the Red Army with a wonderful cover picture of a red star with a tank in the middle.

Finally we saw a sign in orange spray paint with an arrow pointing up a road to the right: Mount Zion Road. We turned up the narrow dirt road and wound our way up the hill. We pulled up next to an old white cape farmhouse with attached garages and sheds meandering off it in haphazard fashion, your typical Vermont architecture.
On the weedy, rutted lawn in front of the house, two young kids were playing with a bouncy little puppy while a striped cat looked on. The estate sale was spread out next to them on the grass.

Some rickety old occasional tables, rusty tools, a gun rack. A framed quote from the Book of Isaiah. A few china plates. A dusty cut-glass punchbowl with some matching cups, chipped. A new cheese grater, some old spatulas and other assorted kitchen tools. A metal bound trunk with a bow top, an old wooden high-chair. Not much we needed.

The low cow barn across the dooryard was of that silver sort of color that means it was once white. No paint remained but it had stained the weathered clapboards. It seemed empty.

An addition to it, might have been a chicken coop or something, had fallen in on one side. A sheet of plastic tacked over one of the broken windows flapped in the breeze.
Across the road, what was once a pasture, though still relatively open, was tall with brush. The hills surrounding the little place were like the sides of a soft green bowl.

A stocky man looking to be in his early forties or so, younger than me but not young, came out of the garage dragging an old wooden snow rake.
“Lots of bits and pieces” he said “I haven’t gone through everything in the attic yet”
He sat down heavily in a plastic lawn chair, lit a cigarette and drew in the smoke with audible hiss.
“Looks like this was a pretty nice little farm, one time” I said
“Yeah” he said. “Sold the cows twelve years ago. Nothin’ left. Couple horses”

I asked how much for the bird feeder I had picked up. “Oh, I dunno. Whatever you want to give me for it’s fine. Dollar? ”
I gave him the dollar and we walked back to the car. We pulled up into the barnyard to turn around. Inside the barn I could see a horse’s head peeking inquisitively over the stall rails.

Set up right up tight to the stall rails was a plastic lawn chair.